WHEREAS David Hasselhoff as the legendary Michael Knight forever changed the face of acting and televisioniana,
WHEREAS Larry Hagman as the virtuous J. R. Ewing forever changed the face of youth hipness across America and beyond,
WHEREAS The Smurfs were a case study in capitalistic society and was an omen of the demise of the Soviet Union,
WHEREAS in the culture of Western Civilization, only the Bible has greater importance than these,
THEREFORE, the ZIU decrees that every Talossan shall find whatever DVDs are available for these three shows and watches them religiously.
Done on this day... Oh, wait, I\'m not PM anymore...
Uréu q'estadra så,
Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h (Senator from Maricopa)