WHEREAS , bus rides can be long, tedious journeys; and
WHEREAS , some of us like to use the ride to read a good book, ponder on the meaning of life, or simply take a nice nap; and
WHEREAS , recently a new scourge is threatening the rights of innocent passengers on these bus rides; and
WHEREAS , this new "evil" is the advent of obnoxious people who are always on their cell phones; and
WHEREAS , sometimes these inconsiderate loudmouths chat, laugh, and blah-blah-blah throughout the entire trip, distracting other passengers from their books or thoughts, while waking up anybody trying to sleep;
THEREFORE, the Ziu declares the use of cell phones on buses to be illegal, except in cases of extreme emergency, such as hijacking or serious injury. The Ziu grants full authority to bus drivers in the RT to kick off the bus those who, after due warning, refuse to abort any pointless conversations on their cell phones.
Uréu q'estadra så,
Albrec'ht Lupulardít (MA)