WHEREAS most of the text of this bill was poached from a Wittenberg 8 post of R. Ben Madison...
WHEREAS Gloria Estefan was made the National Entertainer of the Kingdom of Talossa by virtue of "Erni\'s PD making her such, was one of the great masterstrokes of Talossan culture that I (Ben) had absolutely no hand in."
WHEREAS "This is an authentically Talossan facet of reality..."
THEREFORE this "Talossan facet of reality" "that was inappropriately and irrationally expunged from our lawbooks by [people who need not be mentioned here], and deserves to be corrected" shall be put back into force by the Ziu making Gloria Estefan, once more, our National Entertainer.
Noi urent q'estadra så,
Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h (Ind./RCT-Maricopa)
Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h (Ind./RCT-Maricopa)