WHEREAS Enron told the world and its employees in thought, word, and vaporous deed of its seeminly benign and upstanding nature...
WHEREAS this has proven to be a falsehood of gross magnitude that would make any con artist of any ilk humble himself in the presence of the Enron building in Houston...
WHEREAS Ken Lay has given rise to a new way of conjugating "to lie": lay, lay, and lay...
THEREFORE, the Ziu mandates that if Mr. Lay should ever become a Talossan prospective, that he prostrate himself in front of a Living Cosa wearing sackcloth and ashes and beg for forgiveness ere he could advance to the next stage of Talossanity according to Talossan Law.
Ureu q'estadra så,
Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h (Ind./RCT-Maricopa)