WHEREAS , the Ziu in March, 1995 (RZ1.3.95, the Royal Wedding Enabling Act) authorized the marriage of HRM King Robert I of Talossa and Min Jenny Pan of Shanghai, China; and
WHEREAS , Queen Jenny has proven over time to be unstable, unfaithful, unhygenic, fiscally irresponsible, dishonest, deceptive, neurotic, phobic, greedy, frigid, and paranoid; and
WHEREAS , most of these qualities are unbecoming a member of the Talossan Ruling Dynasty;
THEREFORE, the Ziu hereby: REPEALS RZ1.3.95;
GRANTS under Talossan law a full and complete divorce to King Robert I and Queen Jenny, pending confirmation by the American justice system (since the wedding was performed in the USA, which was a bad sign to begin with! ;-)
ENCOURAGES the appropriate Talossan criminal justice authorities and the Uppermost Cort of Talossa to investigate Queen Jenny's misconduct; and
RECOMMENDS that Queen Jenny be expunged as a citizen and removed from Talossa; and
ORDERS that her name be stricken from all obelisks.
So let it be written--So let it be done
Ureu q'estadra så,
Ben Madison (PC-Vuode)