WHEREAS the Cestoûrs having gotten through a failed impreachment, have turned their minds to other things; and
WHEREAS the youngest Cestoûrs watch a certain television programme, known as the Teletubbies; and
WHEREAS the Reverend Jerry Falwell has thundered from his pulpit the divine revelation that Teletubby Tinky-Winky is homosexual; and
WHEREAS this pronouncement is bothering Cestoûr parents, who are concerned; and
WHEREAS they are showing their concern in bothersome and noisy ways; and
WHEREAS we need to show our Cestoûr subjects we have their general welfare in mind; and
WHEREAS no one knows which divinity has vouchsafed the Reverend Falwell this revelation;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby asks His Majesty the King to appoint a Royal Teletubby Sexual Orientation Determination Commission, also to be familiarly known as the Noo-Noo Commission, to consist of four commissioners, Domnul Tað, Domnul
Uréu q'estadra så,
Ceváglh Scurznicol (Lib-Vuode)