WHEREAS , in the 1997 version of this Act (The "You Are Where You Live Act, Part Deux" from November, 1997), Talossan citizens from some parts of California were assigned to Florencia province while others were assigned to Maricopa Province, and
WHEREAS , this split-state treatment of California has been confusing and has caused the inadvertent reassignment of Ken Oplinger from Maricopa (the province he founded) to Florencia, and
WHEREAS , we seek to unite (or isolate) all Californian-Talossans in their natural home province of Maricopa, and
WHEREAS , it is more convenient for future users of this bill to refer to a single, undivided text of this bill rather than flip back and forth between the March '99 and November '97 Clarks:
THEREFORE the Ziu of the great nation of Talossa hereby declares null and void the text of the original "You Are Where You Live Act, Part Deux" from November, 1997, and replaces it with the following text, bearing in mind that the only change is in the assignment of citizens from northern California: That prospective Talossan citizens who live in Canada and the U.S. states of Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont will be assigned to Kemâl Atatürk Province (KA}, and
That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania will be assigned to Mussolini Province (MU}, and
That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, and New York will be assigned to the Province of Vuode (VD}, and
That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas, Hawaii, and California will be assigned to Maricopa Province (MA}, and
That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Kansas, and Nebraska will be assigned to the Province of Florenciâ (FL}, and
That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and the District of Columbia, will be assigned to the Province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic (MM}, and
That the current Cybercit assignments for Cézembre will continue as they are currently; and
That no persons will be assigned to the Territory of Pengöpäts; and
That citizens whose citizenship bills are currently before the Ziu will be assigned according to this law if they are approved by the Ziu.
Ureu q'estadra så,
Ben Madison (PC-Vuode)