WHEREAS Suggestions aren't really laws and shouldn't be in the law code, and
WHEREAS Despite this, some people feel that these suggestions are important to Talossan heritage and make el Lexhatx a more enjoyable read, andWHEREAS I have separated my original bill into two parts, so that the less controversial parts can pass more easily, andWHEREAS This is the bill with the more controversial parts, andWHEREAS I have come up with new phrasing which retains the original culture and wit while taking out the suggestionsTHEREFORE F.8, which currently reads;8. Gloria Estefan is awarded the title of National Entertainer of Talossa. The Ziu heartily recommends that all Talossans listen to her music, shake their bodies and do the conga in celebration of this.
shall be amended to read;8. Gloria Estefan is awarded the title of National Entertainer of Talossa. Listening to her music, body shaking, and doing the conga shall be the official modes of celebrating this
FURTHERMORE F.37, which currently reads;37. The shires of Pengöpäts known as Coldstrand, Evaniana, and Uttersouth, as well as the Territorial capital, Everwhite, now have official Talossan forms, respectively: Platxafred, Adiensiana, Sudurbenia, and Schembiança. The non-Talossan forms may be used as an alternative by those not familiar with the Talossan Language, although the Ziu encourages all Talossan citizens to use the Talossan forms as a way of demonstrating respect and admiration for our wonderful language and our great nation.
shall be amended to read;37. The shires of Pengöpäts known as Coldstrand, Evaniana, and Uttersouth, as well as the Territorial capital, Everwhite, now have official Talossan forms, respectively: Platxafred, Adiensiană, Sudurbeniă, and Schembiançă. The non-Talossan forms may be used as an alternative by those not familiar with the Talossan Language, although using the Talossan forms shall be considered a way of demonstrating respect and admiration for our wonderful language and our great nation.
Ureu q'estadra så,
Sir Ian Plätschisch (MC-MRPT)