WHEREAS El Lexhatx has provisions which only make suggestions, and WHEREAS Laws are by definition provisions which can be enforced, and
WHEREAS Suggestions are unenforceable, and
WHEREAS This means suggestions aren't really laws and shouldn't be in the law code, and WHEREAS Laws which only make suggestions have no effect, because no one reads el Lexhatx for the purpose of finding out what the government suggests they do, and WHEREAS Laws with no effect still have the effect of cluttering up el Lexhatx, and WHEREAS Government suggestions should be of minimal concern in a free society anyway, and WHEREAS When a government feels entitled to enshrine a suggestion into the law code, it is a sign the government is overreaching, and WHEREAS If the Ziu wants to make a suggestion, it should pass a Sense of the Ziu, which are specifically meant for non-binding resolutions and suggestions THEREFORE H.13, which currently reads; 13. It is strongly suggested that MCs limit their bill submissions to five at the very most for each Clark.
Is hereby repealed FURTHERMORE H.15, which currently reads; 15. If at all possible, bills presented for review in the Hopper should be translated into Talossan before being Clarked.
Is hereby repealed FURTHERMORE I.2.2, which currently reads; 1.2.2. Military Use of Bedposts. The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard are encouraged to make use of bedposts for ceremonial and drill purposes
shall be amended to read; 1.2.2. Military Use of Bedposts. The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard shall make use of bedposts for ceremonial and drill purposes
FURTHERMORE F.27, which currently reads; 27. The Ziu officially states it is acceptable to refer to the Milwaukee Brewers as "The Maricopa Brewers"; the Ziu also officially encourages the usage of the latter form in all Talossan publications and broadcasts.
shall be amended to read; 27. The Milwaukee Brewers shall henceforth be known as "The Maricopa Brewers"
FURTHERMORE F.32, which currently reads; 32. The Milwaukee Brewers (as they are known in our neighbour nation) of major league baseball shall be known as the Maricopa Brewers (Els Cumplosteirs da Maricopa).
Is hereby repealed because it is redundant.
FURTHERMORE F.30, which currently reads; 30. All citizens are encouraged to watch "Ishtar," a classic movie containing many allusions to Talossan Berber traits, situations, problems, resolutions and musical compositions. Know the definition, texture and appearance of Couscous, the Talossan Berber treat.
shall be amended to read; 30."Ishtar," a classic movie containing many allusions to Talossan Berber traits, situations, problems, resolutions and musical compositions, shall be the official Berber-themed film of the Kingdom of Talossa.
30.1. Couscous shall be the official Talossan Berber treat.
FURTHERMORE F.33, which currently reads; 33. All Talossans everywhere are encouraged to refer to the Milwaukee Bucks as the Benito Bucks (or, in Talossan, Els Bocs da Benito).
shall be amended to read; 33. The Milwaukee Bucks shall henceforth be known as the Benito Bucks (or, in Talossan, Els Bocs da Benito).
Ureu q'estadra så,
Sir Ian Plätschisch (MC-MRPT)