WHEREAS Talossa has an official team for American football (the Florencia Packers), baseball (the Maricopa Brewers), basketball (the Benito Bucks), and European football/soccer (the Fiovâ Wave), but
WHEREAS we lack an official hockey team, and
WHEREAS Maritiimi-Maxhestic Province doesn't have an associated sports team, but
WHEREAS Maritiimi-Maxhestic Province does have a sort of nautical feel about it, and
WHEREAS this was actually Iason Taiwos's idea, but he is unable to propose it, and
WHEREAS Talossa thrives on fun stuff like this, and
WHEREAS I don't feel like writing a Péngöpäts Provincification Proclamation Act right now (though I'll probably use that title when I do),
THEREFORE the following section is added to El Lexhatx, Section F:
40. Milwaukee Admirals shall be Talossa's Official AHL Team, and it will remain so until such time as the nation is able to field its own hockey team to contest the American teams. The Ziu officially authorises loyal Talossan citizens to refer to the team, heretofore known as the "Milwaukee Admirals," as the "Maritiimi-Maxhestic Admirals."
FURTHERMORE the Ziu thanks Admiral Iason Taiwos for suggesting the idea.
Noi urent q'estadra så,
Iustì Canun (MC-RUMP)
Sir Cresti Siervicül (MC-RUMP)
King Txec (MC-PP)