WHEREAS the truculent penguins of our southernmost territory have run wild for far too long, and
WHEREAS global warming is really going to town down there, making Antarctica undoubtedly the world's next great spring break location, and
WHEREAS ice, ice, baby, now
THEREFORE, the Ziu of the Kingdom of Talossa hereby submits the following extremely serious resolutions to the Organic Law for ratification.
RESOLVED, that the second sentence of Article XVII, Section 4 of Organic Law be stricken, removing the exception for Pengöpäts Antarctic Territory.
RESOLVED, that Section 11 of Article XVII of the Organic Law (concerning the administration of the Territory of Pengöpäts) be repealed.
RESOLVED, that Section 13 of Article XVII of the Organic Law be amended to read "No new province shall be constituted after the adoption of this Organic Law unless said proposed province shall contain within it a working constitution with an elected government and a citizenry comprising at least ten persons or penguins."
RESOLVED, that Section 5 of Article II of the Organic Law be amended to read "The capital of the Kingdom is atop Mt. Erni."
Ureu q'estadra så,
Tráveç Dun (MC-RUMP)