45RZ02 - The Poet Laureate Act

WHEREAS (doesn't everyone know it?)
we've always had need of a poet
to show us the way
and to brighten our day
and to capture the thought of the moment.

Therefore by the Ziu be enacted,
as follows, in verses protracted:
that we do create
a new office of state
to accomplish the purpose abstracted.

El Metrefieir Laureat
shall the office be named, come to that,
and we won't be sorry that
this Poet Laureate
will our Royal Household work at.

PM shall advise, King confirm,
this soul to an indefinite term
of true dedication
to versification
on topics of public concern.

Noi urent q'estadra så,
Óïn Ursüm (MC-ZRT)
Sir Cresti Siervicül (MC-RUMP)
Owen Edwards (MC-CSPP)
C. Carlüs Xheraltescu (MC-ZRT)
King Txec (MC-RUMP)