WHEREAS (doesn't everyone know it?)
we've always had need of a poet
to show us the way
and to brighten our day
and to capture the thought of the moment.
Therefore by the Ziu be enacted,
as follows, in verses protracted:
that we do create
a new office of state
to accomplish the purpose abstracted.
El Metrefieir Laureat
shall the office be named, come to that,
and we won't be sorry that
this Poet Laureate
will our Royal Household work at.
PM shall advise, King confirm,
this soul to an indefinite term
of true dedication
to versification
on topics of public concern.
| MC | Party | Seats | Vote |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vit Caçeir | CSPP | 3 | Per |
| Owen Edwards | CSPP | 7 | Per |
| Flip Molinar | CSPP | 3 | Per |
| Éovart Grischun | CSPP | 4 | Per |
| Eiric Biançéu | CSPP | 4 | Per |
| Sir Istefan Perþonest | IND | 3 | Contra |
| Baroness Litz Cjantscheir | IND | 6 | Per |
| Béneditsch Ardpresteir | IND | 1 | Contra |
| Txosuè Veirnarac'h Pologn | IND | 3 | Per |
| Mximo Carbonel | LPR | 7 | Per |
| Alexandreu Soleiglhfred | MRPT | 7 | Per |
| Sir Lüc da Schir | MRPT | 7 | Austanéu |
| Ben Putnam | MRPT | 7 | Per |
| Andreas Lorentz | NPW | 3 | |
| Dieter Vercáriă | NPW | 2 | Per |
| Vitxalmour Conductour | NPW | 3 | Per |
| Ián Txaglh | NPW | 3 | Per |
| Ma la Mha, Contă Thord | RUMP | 10 | Per |
| Sir Cresti Siervicül | RUMP | 10 | Per |
| Ian da Bitour | RUMP | 10 | Austanéu |
| Baron Alexandreu Davinescu | RUMP | 10 | Per |
| Danihel Txechescu | RUMP | 10 | Austanéu |
| Pôl d'Aurìbuérg | RUMP | 10 | Per |
| Dien Tresplet | RUMP | 10 | Per |
| Munditenens da Biondeu | RUMP | 9 | Per |
| King Txec | RUMP | 10 | Per |
| Queen Chelli | RUMP | 9 | Per |
| Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h | ZRT | 5 | Per |
| Dame Miestră Schivă | ZRT | 5 | Per |
| C. Carlüs Xheraltescu | ZRT | 5 | Per |
| Óïn Ursüm | ZRT | 5 | Per |
| Moritz Fernaodescu | ZRT | 5 | Per |
| Bella Üchescu | ZRT | 4 | Per |
| 166-4-27 | |||
| Senator | Province | Pr. | Vote |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brad Holmes | Atatürk | AK | Per |
| Sir Iason Taiwos | Belacostă | BE | |
| Sir Glüc da Dhi | Cézembre | CZ | Per |
| Audradâ d'Aurìbuérg | Florenciă | FL | Per |
| Ián Anglatzară | Fiovă | FV | Per |
| Iustì Canun | Maricopa | MA | Per |
| Sir Mick Preston | Maritiimi-Maxhestic | MM | Per |
| Viteu Marcianüs | Vuode | VD | Per |
| 7-0-0 | |||