WHEREAS (doesn't everyone know it?)
we've always had need of a poet
to show us the way
and to brighten our day
and to capture the thought of the moment.
Therefore by the Ziu be enacted,
as follows, in verses protracted:
that we do create
a new office of state
to accomplish the purpose abstracted.
El Metrefieir Laureat
shall the office be named, come to that,
and we won't be sorry that
this Poet Laureate
will our Royal Household work at.
PM shall advise, King confirm,
this soul to an indefinite term
of true dedication
to versification
on topics of public concern.
| MC | Party | Seats | Vote |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vit Caçeir | CSPP | 3 | |
| Owen Edwards | CSPP | 7 | |
| Flip Molinar | CSPP | 3 | |
| Éovart Grischun | CSPP | 4 | |
| Eiric Biançéu | CSPP | 4 | |
| Istefan Perþonest | IND | 3 | |
| Dame Litz Cjantscheir | IND | 6 | |
| Béneditsch Ardpresteir | IND | 1 | |
| Txosuè Veirnarac'h Pologn | IND | 3 | |
| Mximo Carbonel | LPR | 7 | |
| Alexandreu Soleiglhfred | MRPT | 7 | |
| Sir Lüc da Schir | MRPT | 7 | |
| Ben Putnam | MRPT | 7 | |
| Andreas Lorentz | NPW | 3 | |
| Dieter Vercáriâ | NPW | 2 | |
| Vitxalmour Conductour | NPW | 3 | |
| Ma la Mha, Contă Thord | RUMP | 10 | |
| Sir Cresti Siervicül | RUMP | 10 | |
| Ián da Bitoûr | RUMP | 10 | |
| Baron Alexandreu Davinescu | RUMP | 10 | |
| Danihel Txechescu | RUMP | 10 | |
| Pôl d'Aurìbuérg | RUMP | 10 | |
| Dien Tresplet | RUMP | 10 | |
| Munditenens-Txec Patritz da Biondeu | RUMP | 9 | |
| King Txec | RUMP | 10 | |
| Queen Chelli | RUMP | 9 | |
| Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h | ZRT | 5 | |
| Dame Miestră Schivă | ZRT | 5 | |
| C. Carlüs Xheraltescu | ZRT | 5 | |
| Óïn D. Ursüm | ZRT | 5 | |
| Ellie May | ZRT | 4 | |
| Moritz Iesu Preiria Fernaodescu | ZRT | 5 | |
| 0-0-0 | |||
| Senator | Province | Pr. | Vote |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ián Anglatzarâ | Fiovă | FV | Per |
| Brad Holmes | Atatürk | AK | Per |
| Viteu Marcianüs | Vuode | VD | Per |
| Sir Mick Preston | Maritiimi-Maxhestic | MM | Per |
| Iustì Carlüs Canun | Maricopa | MA | Per |
| Sir Glüc da Dhi | Cézembre | CZ | Per |
| Iason Taiwos | Belacostă | BE | |
| Audradâ d'Aurìbuérg | Florenciă | FL | Per |
| 7-0-0 | |||