WHEREAS , Article VIII, Section 5 of the Organic Law reads, "Each MC will represent, for ceremonial purposes, a particular geographical "constituency." The exact procedure will be determined by law.", and
WHEREAS , Why do we need to take so many steps to circumvent such a relatively simple clause?, and
WHEREAS , The territory of Péngöpäts only holds representation through one particularly handsome Member of the Cosa as it cannot hold a seat in the Senate, and
WHEREAS , Other than to serve as a vehicle for the representation of Péngöpäts, this clause could simply be a way of subtle entertainment based on what particular constituency one chooses to represent (for example, 144 E. Juneau Ave.), and
WHEREAS , Others may choose to simply ignore the clause and continue to represent the obvious un-codified default, Talossa, and
WHEREAS , The OrgLaw does not specify any exact procedure to "adopt" a location, other than it will be determined by law, and
WHEREAS , For at least eight years after this OrgLaw was put into place, there are several examples of such ceremonial usage, but no law to specify any exact procedure, and
WHEREAS , Some want to take steps to end everyone's fun by making "Talossa" the only constituency that is to be represented, and
WHEREAS , I don't believe in killing fun, and I do not believe the other bill, the name of which shall not be mentioned, is what the crafters of the OrgLaw thought of would happen when they added the clause "The exact procedure will be determined by law.", and
WHEREAS , It is my intention to make this bill as long as possible to distinguish it from the other unmentionable bill, and
WHEREAS , I believe I have accomplished such a goal, and
WHEREAS , Once again, we go into another Clark without this simple matter being solved, and
WHEREAS , At least most of us are on the same page in regards to this, including the author of that other bill, and
WHEREAS , Can we please get this matter settled already?!, NOW,
THEREFORE, We, the Ziu, hereby prescribe that all Members of Cosa shall be free to represent any constituency within the geographic boundaries of the Kingdom of Talossa including any and all of its territories and overseas colonies; and,
FURTHERMORE, a Member wishing to represent a constituency simply needs to publicly declare such representation; and,
FURTHER-FURTHERMORE, any Member that does not wish to or fails to choose a particular constituency to represent shall be deemed to be representing The Kingdom of Talossa and its citizens as a whole.
Noi urent q'estadra så,
Dien Tresplet (MC-RUMP)
Éovart Grischun (MC-CSPP)
Owen Edwards (MC-CSPP)
C. Carlüs Xheraltescu (MC-ZRT)
King Txec (MC-RUMP)