WHEREAS Pup, a female shiba inu of almost unimaginable cuteness and sagacity, is the proud owner both of King John and of Prince James, and
WHEREAS Prince James, who is (alas) not a citizen of Talossa, has expressed his willingness to pursue citizenship provided that Pup is, one way or another, officially recognized by the Kingdom,
THEREFORE be it resolved by the Ziu that Pup be named La Caciun Uficial dal Regipäts Talossan (the Official Dog of the Kingdom of Talossa), and that she hold the Caciunsqab for the term of her natural life, with all the rights and privileges thereto appertaining (including but not limited to sleeping on the King's bed).
Noi urent q'estadra så,
Ián, Duke of Lupul (King of Talossa)
Ma la Mha, Contă Thord (MC-RUMP)
Brad Holmes (Senator-AK)