40RZ02 - The Gaggle of Substitutes Act

Whereas, Talossans are fervent food and beverage enthusiasts with a boundless ability to enjoy epicurean delights; and

Whereas, the fine Tex-Mex offerings of Taco Bell with its unlimited access to soda refills are the official ethnic cuisine of the Kingdom of Talossa; and

Whereas, not all citizens of the Kingdom live in areas that have Taco Bell restaurants; and

Whereas, all citizens have the right to enjoy our national ethnic cuisine; and

Whereas, cognizant of this situation, Z-Tec is encouraged as an emergency substitute; and

Whereas, citizens that live in areas without a Z-Tec or a Taco Bell still have no substitute for enjoyment of our official ethnic cuisine; and

Therefore, be it hereby resolved that the Ziu:

Add Del Taco, Green Burrito, Red Burrito, Maui Tacos, Taco John's, Chiquitos, Q'doba, and Chipotle to the list of acceptable substitutes for the enjoyment of our official ethnic cuisine;

Consider local Tex-Mex cuisine offerings as acceptable substitutes should none of the above mentioned options be available;

Encourage citizens to enjoy our national ethnic cuisine, Taco Bell, one of the above-listed subsitutes, or a local Tex-Mex offering in their area in celebration of Talossan Independence Day (December 26th).

Noi urent q'estadra så,
Breneir Tzaracomprada (MC-PP)
Flip Molinar (MC-FGP)