38RZ05 - The Whatchu Talkin' Bout Willis Act

WHEREAS, at present, Gloria Estefan is Talossa's National Entertainer (33RZ6); and

WHEREAS Gloria Estefan is Cuban-Floridian, and even the most creative geographer would not suggest this fell within the GTA; and

WHEREAS Al Jarreau is from Maricopa, and could easily be the scat singer in any prospectuve Talossan jazz quartet; and

WHEREAS Charlotte Rae is from Milwaukee, is skilled in singing, dancing and acting, and was involved in two of the best shows the world has yet produced; and

WHEREAS even if you can't place her name, a quick use of Google will bring a flood of childhood memories back to you, including antics with Gary Coleman and Molly Ringwald; and

WHEREAS it is better for a Talossan to present entertainment to Talossans and Talossan entertainment to the world; and

WHEREAS it is also good to hold on to tradition; and

WHEREAS we all appreciate Diff'rent Strokes;

THEREFORE The Ziu hereby resolves that:

1) Al Jarreau be adopted as the National Entertainer of Talossa, replacing Gloria Estefan.

2) Gloria Estefan and Charlotte Rae be created Extraordinary Guest Stars of Talossan Entertainment, a purely honourary title for those fantastic entertainers without a personal link to Talossa.

Uréu q'estadra så,
Owen Edwards (MC-LRT)