WHEREAS it is traditional to regularly introduce legislation to transform the beloved but chilly territory of Pengöpäts into a province, and
WHEREAS penguins are delicious when roasted or in "jerk penguin" form, and
WHEREAS this legislator manages to be both wholly in favor and wholly opposed to his own legislation, and
WHEREAS there are no residents of the territory to be hurt by this regularly scheduled false hope, and
WHEREAS the Organic Law only explicitly states this is impossible a little, not really a lot,
THEREFORE, the territory of Pengöpäts is hereby established as the province of Pengöpäts, with all of the rights and privileges due a province of the Kingdom of Talossa.
Noi urent q'estadra så,| MC | Party | Seats | Vote |
|---|---|---|---|
| Javier Ferrari | CRO | 1 | |
| Sir X. Pol Brigă | CRO | 8 | Contra |
| Yassine Khalifi | CRO | 8 | |
| Ian Pair Danois | CRO | 8 | Contra |
| Danihel Lauriéir | DOTT | 10 | |
| Joseph Walkland | DOTT | 11 | Austanéu |
| Tric'hard Dïeulofaçeva | DOTT | 11 | Contra |
| Catrina Þestra | Independent | 9 | Per |
| Xhorxh Asmour | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Albrec'ht Cheléir | RUMP | 11 | Per |
| Ma la Mha, Contă Thord | RUMP | 18 | Contra |
| Sevastáin Casálmac'h | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Polly Holdorf | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Matáiwos Nanamavéu | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Ian da Bitour | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Brad Holmes | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Bleic'h Ianescu | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Viteu Marcianüs | RUMP | 11 | Per |
| Sir Mick Preston | RUMP | 1 | Austanéu |
| Tímoþi Asmourescu | RUMP | 11 | Contra |
| Nicholas Moore | RUMP | 5 | |
| 31-133-12 | |||
| Senator | Province | Pr. | Vote |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ián von Metáiriâ | Atatürk | AK | Contra |
| Nic Casálmac'h | Belacostă | BE | Contra |
| Nikü Spyropoulos | Cézembre | CZ | Per |
| Patrick Woolley | Florenciă | FL | Per |
| Olaf Brainerd | Maricopa | MA | Contra |
| Baron Alexandreu Davinescu | Maritiimi-Maxhestic | MM | Per |
| Sir Trotxă Betiñéir | Vuode | VD | Contra |
| 3-4-0 | |||