37RZ01 - The Act Against Life

Whereas, having to deal with life has come in the way of my Talossán responsibilities;

WHEREAS many of us have lost our spouses due to our devotion to Talossa;

WHEREAS many of us find ourselves waking up late at night checking the Witt for a quick Talossa fix;

WHEREAS we have no support group for our addiction;

THEREFORE the only logical thing to do would be to enact a law against Life to open up more time for Talossa;

THEREFORE the Ziu hereby officially discourages Talossán from purchasing or consuming LIFE cereal.

Uréu q'estadra så,
Viteu Marcianüs (MC-RUMP)