35 RZ14 - THE SLACKER PACKER WHACKER ACT OF 2005
WHEREAS : The Florenciâ Packers are the Kingdom's official representatives in the National Football League, and
WHEREAS : The Packers are currently 1-6 and sit in last place in the NFC North, and
WHEREAS : The only victory accomplished by this years Packers was against the perpetually hapless New Orleans Saints on 09 October 2005 (right after Hurricane Katrina), and
WHEREAS : On 23 October 2005 the Packers blew a 17-0 lead against their historical archrivals the Minnesota Vikings, and
WHEREAS : In said game, the Vikings scored on every single second half possession, and
WHEREAS : Network TV commentator oral love-fests not withstanding, Brett Favre is a mere mortal who is not living up to his own hype, and
WHEREAS : Throwing a regular season record five interceptions in the 30 October 2005 game is an indication that Favre is having problems, and
WHEREAS : Any random selection of Dandelions from Talossa could coach better than Mike Sherman and the current coaching staff, and
WHEREAS : This season's performance from our team desecrates the hallowed memory of Packer greats like Curley Lambeau, Tony Canadeo, Don Hutson, Bart Starr, Jerry Kramer, Ray Nitschke and Reggie White, and
WHEREAS : The great Vince Lombardi must be weeping in heaven, and
WHEREAS : The citizens of Talossa deserve better than this from the Packers, and
WHEREAS : The Packers can do better than this;
THEREFORE: The first vote of the first session of this next Cosâ shall be a vote of No Confidence in the current Florenciâ Packers, and an admonishment for them to get their act together.
Uréu q'estadra så: Trotxâ Bettinger, MC (Vuode)
Uréu q'estadra så,
Sir Trotxă Betiñéir (MC-Vuode)