WHEREAS we need a close vote to test out the proposed 200-seat Cosâ,
WHEREAS with non-frivolous bills, we would have no guarantee the close we vote we need is not guaranteed,
THEREFORE, the Ziu declares Sunday, January 26, 2003 to be a Celebration of either Apples or Oranges,
A për vote shall count as a vote for Oranges, and a contrâ shall count for a vote for Apples, and an abstention shall count as a vote for neither.
The fruit which receives the most votes shall be the fruit which shall be celebrated on Sunday, January, 26, 2003. Hence, A Celebration of Oranges, A Celebration of Apples, or none of the above.
Let\'s put the proposed 200-seat Cosâ to the test! The Senäts is likewise invited to cast a close vote.
Make this a nailbiter, folks!!
Ureu q'estadra så,
Sir Gödafrïeu Válcadác'h (PC-Maricopa)