29RZ06 - The Crust Cremâ Crapadâ Act

WHEREAS , democracy in itself allows people on different sides of the political spectrum to voice their opinion, and

WHEREAS , these opinions therefore can be totally opposite of ones own, and

WHEREAS , most people shrug those off as merely being opinions of loonies, and

WHEREAS , unfortunatly these same opinions provoke a lot of aggression in some other people, and

WHEREAS , bottling up of aggression is very unhealthy and potentially dangerous, and

WHEREAS , the offending party can hardly object to a weapon they themselves use at occasion;

THEREFORE, the Ziu hereby grants to any irritated citizens, a full and complete Royal pardon (with the King's blessing, of course) for any Crust Cremâ Crapadâ (whipped cream pie) thrust into the face of any anti-war demonstrator. If the demonstrators complain about this, take action to protect themselves, or resist the Crust Cremâ Crapadâ maneuvre in any way, it will show their complete and bald-faced hypocrisy to the world. If they meekly submit to the maneuvre it will show the purity of their cause.

Uréu q'estadra så: Uglhán Cruceatúl (RCT-Florencia)

Uréu q'estadra så,
Uglhán Cruceatúl (RCT-Florencia)