28RZ25 - The air conditioning is evil act

WHEREAS , man has always used his large brain and opposable thumbs to invent and create solutions in his quest for survival; and

WHEREAS , man has invented clothing, fire, and housing to keep himself warm during cold nights and harsh winters; and

WHEREAS , we have now reached a point where man is trying to find ways to keep himself cool once again, which is quite ironic; and

WHEREAS , man has thus invented the vile Air Conditioner, which has plagued countless innocent victims with the frigid and dry air it constantly spits out; and

WHEREAS , the thermal shock of going in and out of a building with AC during the hot summer months is quite hazardous to one's health;

THEREFORE, the Ziu officially condemns air conditioning throughout the RT, except in situations where low temperatures are necessary (operating rooms, food processing plants, laboratories, etc}, furthermore, the Ziu officially encourages the use of other ways to cool off, such as wearing light clothing and drinking plenty of fluids.

Uréu q'estadra så,
Albrec'ht Lupulardít (Ind.-Maricopa)