Submitted by Ronalt Rosais on behalf of Albrec'ht Stolfi (RCT)
1. WHEREAS , Talossans have always had a inexplicable and inextricable "spiritual" connection with the Star Wars Universe; and
2. WHEREAS , The most recent addition to the Star Wars films, Episode One: The Phantom Menace, was released in 1999; and
3. WHEREAS , there was a certain infamous character in that movie, a loony Gungan by the name of Jar Jar Binks; and
4. WHEREAS , this character was totally rendered in clumsy computer graphics instead of the old rubber masks so popular in the first Star Wars Trilogy; and
5. WHEREAS , even though this character was created for purposes of comic relief, he is not a bit funnier than the memorable C3PO, Chewbacca and even the Ewoks; and
6. WHEREAS , the thought of having to see Jar Jar in Episodes Two and Three just freaks us out;
7. THEREFORE the Ziu officially condemns any and all future participations of Jar Jar Binks and other moronic CGI characters in Star Wars Episodes Two and Three; the Ziu also officially encourages all Talossan citizens to refrain from spending their money on Jar Jar Binks merchandise and any other crap related to the idiot.
Ureu q'estadra så,
Ronált Rosáis (Ind.-Vuode)