WHEREAS some Canadian Talossans need to buy books from the Cudëscherïa in American dollars; and
WHEREAS they have to go to their bank and pay it expensive service charges to buy American dollars; and
WHEREAS there may come a time when American Talossans may need to buy books from the Cudëscherïa in Canadian dollars; and
WHEREAS when this time comes they will have to pay even more expensive services to buy Canadian dollars; and
WHEREAS Canadian Talossan may want to buy American dollars and American Talossans may want to buy Canadian dollars for other purposes, such as tourism; and
WHEREAS there is one Talossan, Jay Shorten, who has bank accounts in both countries and will be glad to take a cheque in either currency and give out a cheque in either currency;
THEREFORE the King, with the advice and consent of the Ziu grants a Royal Charter establishing THE NORTH AMERICAN DOLLAR EXCHANGE BANK (Jay Shorten, proprietor) to exchange modest amounts of loonies, toonies, Susan B. Anthonies, Sacajaweas, Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, and Grant blah green, Liberal blue, Tory purple, Royal light green, and Kingly pink dollars of both sorts.
Ureu q'estadra så,
Ceváglh Scurznicol (TLP-Maricopa)