WHEREAS Ben uttered these deathless words in a posting of April 13; and
WHEREAS some members of the Ziu are exhausted with all the running in and out of their respective chamber and the rising and sitting back down to vote on the number of bills we have had lately; and
WHEREAS some of the tellers have become so exhausted that they lose count; and
WHEREAS Canada has had to impose severe timber and paper-conservation measures because of the amount of paper used recently to print copies of all the bills in a monthly Clark; and
WHEREAS these measures almost made the Liberal Party of Canada lose a bye-election in Windsor-St. Clair; and
WHEREAS the said bye-election was only won by 91 votes, or 0.29%;
THEREFORE no member of the Ziu can propose in a month more than three bills, or more bills than half the number, rounded up, of MCs his party has, whichever is greater
sister party to the Talossan Liberal Party
Ureu q'estadra så,
Ceváglh Scurznicol (Lib-Maricopa)