The entire Talossan nation, after sincere reflection and widespreadsorrow over our astonishing blunder, which reflects poorly upon our collective national character, hereby repents with a heavy heart of its sins. In this repentance we call, no, we bed humbly with our most sincere petitioning voices raised in a chorus of apology, Please let Melanie Ingles become a citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa! She has been a good friend for many years and not inviting her sooner into the sacred bonds of our national fellowship is a profound and damning indictment of our national idiocy. Will she forgive us? Only if we make her a citizen. Repent, O Talossa! And welcome our friend home.
Noi urent q'estadra så,
Ben Madison (PC-Vuode)
Danihel Lauriéir (nonentity)