Whereas, we think the Olympics are exceeding boring and
ridiculous, and Whereas the nasty, brutish and muscular sports
types are uncommon and unliked in our proud intellectual Kingdom,
and Whereas our Olympic lockers would be located between those of
Taiwan and Tasmania (poor neighbours both), Therefore the Cosa
hereby resolves that the Kingdom permanently as a nation boycott
the Olympic Games and show solidarity with North Korea (a pitch
for your vote, Jack),
Noi urent q'estadra så,
Ián von Metáiriâ (TNP-Pórt Maxhestic)
Ben Madison (PC-Vuode)