Whereas, the dictionary defines "King" as "A male monarch of a territorial unit"
and "Queen" as "A female monarch", and Talossa currently has a female monarch,
Therefore it is established that the stupid practice first enacted by the royalty of Mrs. Yarney of a grammaticly and gender-incorrect title be abolished
from this day forward. Male monarchs of Talossa are to be called "King", and
female monarchs - starting with the present one - are to be called "Queen".
Uréu q'estadra så,
Ián von Metáiriâ (Secretary of State)