WHEREAS the Royal Beard has recently been inexplicably shorn, revealing a wholly bizarre, disconcerting, almost unrecognizable King; and WHEREAS the bearded King is far easier to draw in cartoons; Therefore the Cosâ hereby strongly urges our beloved King to bring back the beard in all its regal glory, to be thrust firmly in the blustery breeze of Destiny and to be our Guiding Light and Spirit for ever and ever. Amen.
Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)
Uréu q'estadra så,
Ián von Metáiriâ (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)